I’m a wall streeter - yes I stole all your money and engineered this crisis just for my own amusement; I’m a landlord - oh how I love to charge up the wazoo for crapbox living spaces; I’m a car-owner - I found the biggest mini van to drive, yes I did; I have 2 dogs who will bite you if you enter my space. Controversy is good, right?
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